As you walk through your local grocery store you run into this Snowman drinking coffee and giving out samples of fresh baked cookies. You stop to chat because you recognize him from a neighbors front yard and that Snowman starts dishing local gossip like you never heard! Not only are you next door neighbors in the middle of a break up ,but it all started with the husband eating the snowman's homemade chocolate chip banana bread and the wife just flipped out! First she took a shovel and completely buried the Snow Wife and then started yelling at her husband saying- and I quote-" I knew something was going on with you coming in with your cold wet hands every night!" AND then Mrs, Wifey Wife stole the snow kids carrot and threatened to make stew with it.
Well then the husband said to her " you know you can't cook, just put it back!" she refused and actually started munching on that little carrot nose right there! Well the husband told her we are done you crazy lady and he went in the house and brought back a whole bag of mini carrots and have them to me, so I gave my little boy snowy a new nose and used the rest of the bag for carrot cake. Anyway long story short the husband has moved into my igloo and since my wife is currently under a pile of snow I've been baking for that poor man ever since. His snooty little wife just sits in the window glaring her stink eye at us all day, but we told her all she had to do was rebuild my wife leave my kid alone and everything could go back to the way it was.
Well of course stubborn woman that she is she refused and told us to just say in our gay igloo and leave her alone. Sooo I have been baking for him and watching football ever since, I just come here on Wednesdays to give out samples and holiday cheer.
