I'm Humphry and dis here is my diary. I tell about all da stuffs in my house and neighborhood. I tellz ya cuz I'm the smart one around here. First we haz a big stoopid dog named Sassaphras and a loud little hooman that always causes problems for everyone, especially me and Oliver. Oliver iz another cat but not as smart as me.
Dis iz me an Oliver in our detective suits. We do lots of cases and never get stumped.
Dis is Sassaphrass he is a big smelly dog and drools on everything. He has to poop and pee outside cuz he is a big stoopid dog. He does have some uses though, he luvs that loud little hooman very much and helps keep her quiet so me and Ollie can get more naps. Also he does what we says, haha stoopid dog. Dis is the loud cranky tail pulling hooman who also drools like a stoopid dog and has boogerz all da time, her name is Zoey, Stoopid name.
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